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Ten Things You'll Never Hear... (not in order)
From Inuyasha:
10. Will anyone please give my ears a tweak?
9. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Myouga, I understand you. You weren't runnin' away, but thinking about the best for us all.
7. Why don't we invite Naraku, Kagura and Kanna to our little get-together? I need to thank Naraku for what he did for me by getting rid of Kikyou...
6. Kouga, let's stop this name calling and become best buds. I need more friends.
5. I think we should donate the Shikon no Tama to the village. It's just too pretty for me to have. Everyone should be able to use the Jewel for whatever they want.
4. Here, you can have the Tetsusaiga Sesshoumaru-nii-chan. (older brother) Now let me have a big hug.
3. Can't we just talk about this? let's avoid violence...
2. Kagome, will you sit me again, please?
1. (In front of his entire party, in a loud voice without blushing.) Kagome, I love you! Let's get married right now! Screw Kikyou and any thoughts about having been responsible for her death!
From Kagome:
10. Forget school! Who needs to worry about tests?
9. I don't care about all of your guys' problems. Let's talk about me, dammit!
8. Shippou, quit being such a baby! I hate you! And quit sitting on my lap, shoulders, or anywhere else. Ever heard of personal space?
7. Myouga, I wanna run away too! Inuyasha can take care of himself, right? And evn if he can't who cares if he gets kiled as long as i'm alright!
6. Hojo-kun, I love you! I never want to go back to Sengoku Jidai again!
5. Naraku, I know Kikyou turned you down, but can you accept her reincarnation instead? ^__~
4. Inuyasha, I'm running away with Kouga...he makes me so happy, and well, you don't. Bye!
3. Sessho-Maru, I've come to elope with you. You are the much better looking, stronger, more gentle brother...
2. Step aside Inuyasha. Let me handle this one!
1. I hope I get such bad grades that I'll have to repeat a grade until I'm in the same grade as Sota!
From Miroku:
10. I hope my Kazaana eats me soon.
9. Sessho-Maru is hot.
8. I'm giving up on women i never wanna see another one again.
7. I'll never blackmail anyone ever again.
6. Kagome your skirt is to short!
5. Hey Naraku, no hard feelings about cursing my family ok, let's be friends!
4. Hey, lookey! more of Naraku's evil insects! I wanna suck again!
3. This fights getting ugly! Time to pull out the vacumecleaner! (he really wouldn't say this cause vacumes haven't been invented yet)
2. Muahahahaha! I will destroy the world with my evil hand of...stuff!
1. (right in front of Inu) Hey, Kikyo? You ever think of leaving Inu-Yasha alone and coming with me?
From Sango:
10. Hey Naraku, I wanna be your best friend from now on!
9. Naraku, you can have Kohaku!
8. Sure Miroku, I'll bear your child!
7. I think I'll sell Kilala for some extra cash.
6. Hey Naraku, need another survant? I'm free nights and weekends.
5. I'm glad my whole family died and I'm all alone in the world now.
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